Everyone wants to point at dat WrestleMania sign! Looks like dat boy is on his way to WreslteMania!
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YOU FOUND CHOCOLATE DADDY.
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This microphone in the hands of any of the boys in the back is just a microphone, but in the hands of a dangerous man, like myself, it becomes a pipe-bomb. These words that I speak spoken by anybody else are just words strung loosely together to form sentences. What I say I mean, and I mean I say, and they become anthems! You see, if I could be afforded the time, I’d like to tell a little bit of a story. There was once an old man, walking home from work. He was walking in the snow, and he stumbled upon a snake frozen in the ice. He took that snake, and he brought it home, and he took care of it, and he thawed it out, and he nursed it back to health. And as soon as that snake was well enough, it bit the old man. And as the old man lay there dying he asked the snake, ‘Why? I took care of you. I loved you. I saved your life.’ And that snake looked that man right in the eye and said, ‘You stupid old man. I’m a snake.’
—CM Punk, 2005.
nay, do not hate your enemies, but instead, pray for them…because it’s super passive aggressive and will totally piss them off. LOL
—jesus
